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(FILM PROJECTOR ROLLING)

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(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
The Commandant wants to see you.

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(CAPTAIN BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

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Last time you ended with
a real hollywood cliffhanger.

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CAPTAIN: "Comrade Commandant,

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I pick it up in America,

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but with my heart still in my homeland".

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("HELLO L.A., BYE-BYE BIRMINGHAM" BY
JOHN RANDOLPH MARR PLAYING IN CAR)

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- (SONG FADES OUT)
- (AIRCRAFT PASSING)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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(EXPLOSIONS)

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Let her go! I can't lose you too!

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(YELLING)

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(WARFARE)

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(SONG CONTINUES)

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? Hello L.A., bye, bye Birmingham ?

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(EXPLOSIONS)

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(PANTING)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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? ?

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(EXPLOSIONS)

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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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? ?

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(GUNFIRE)

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(MUSIC FADES OUT)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(CRYING)

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(LIGHTS SWITCH OFF)

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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(BAY DOOR CLOSING)

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(SONG CONTINUES)

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? Hello L.A., bye, bye Birmingham ?

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- ? Hello! ?
- SINGERS: ? L.A. ?

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- JOHN: ? Bye, bye Birmingham ?
- SINGERS: ? Hello L.A. ?

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- ? Bye, bye Birmingham ?
- ? Hello L.A. ?

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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Wake up, Bon... It's a desert.

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Real American desert!

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You love Westerns!

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- (CHILD LAUGHING)
- (BELL RINGING)

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("HANGIN' ON" BY THE CANTRELLS
PLAYING IN STORE)

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Do you have any rice starch?

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Nope. We got cornstarch.

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'Cause this is America, not Japan.

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(CUSTOMER CHUCKLES)

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Can of cola, 88 cents...

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CAPTAIN: And so it was
that Man, with his rice starch,

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and I, with my cornstarch,

51
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each of us wrote a coded letter

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using a product
appropriate to our locale.

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... and a kiiddy plane. That's 10.62.

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CAPTAIN: I would send the letter
to my contact in Paris,

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my so-called "Parisian Aunt",

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and that contact would
relay it on to Man in Hanoi.

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It comforted me to imagine
Man reading my letters

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in his efficient new office.

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(OFFICE PHONE RINGS)

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("M*A*S*H" PLAYING ON TV)

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"Ma ch�re tante,
Texas is scorchingly dry,

62
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which helps to evaporate
any doubt I might have had

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about leaving my home.

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- Tragically"...
- CAPTAIN/MAN: ... "in our escape,

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Bon lost his family".

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MAN: "The rockets
from the savage commies

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spared neither woman nor child.

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They were both buried in Guam".

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CAPTAIN: To form my coded message,

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I'd scan that repulsive
book by Richard Hedd

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to find the right words.

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Once the word was found,
I'd make note of the page.

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Then, like coordinates,

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I'd count the line and the word.

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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(QUIETLY) Forty-two.

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Six, six.

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? ?

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The coded numbers
would reveal themselves

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with a brush of iodine solution.

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With three sets
of numbers for each word,

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the sentences had to be concise.

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Even Hemingway would've
had to restrain himself.

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(QUIETLY COUNTING TO HIMSELF)

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? ?

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REPORTER (ON TV): In international news,

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it has been two months now
since the fall of Saigon.

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(BEDS VIBRATING LOUDLY)

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CAPTAIN: Surrendering myself
to the merciless prodding

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of the magic fingers
and the nightly news,

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I couldn't help thinking
about the General

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and that awful incident.

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Wait, I'm sorry. I forgot.

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(REWINDING)

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REPORTER (ON TV): Saigon,
April the 30th, eight o'clock.

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CAPTAIN: I need to go
back to Fort Chaffee

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and tell you about
the refugee camp in Arkansas,

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where we first set foot
on the U.S. mainland.

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REPORTER: The first North Vietnamese
troops entered the city,

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packed into trucks that flew
the red and blue flag

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of the Communist Provisional
Revolutionary Government.

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General, perhaps the dress uniform
is not such a good idea.

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GENERAL: My people have been
through a terrible ordeal.

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Seeing their beloved General
in full dress-uniform

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will make them feel
fortified and reassured.

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Ah!

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- (THUNDERING)
- Any word from Claude yet?

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Uh, uh, my apologies,

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but he did mention he'd get your family

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settled in L.A. as soon as possible,

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or the settlement agency
does have spots in Dallas.

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GENERAL: No, I'm takin' my people
to sunny Los Angeles.

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Filthy, filthy!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Look, there! Let me take
care of that vermin!

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(GROANS)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(FLY BUZZING)

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? ?

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GENERAL: And you? Claude is
also sponsoring you, right?

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CAPTAIN: I'm not a priority,
but in the meantime,

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I've reached out to an old mentor
of mine in Los Angeles.

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Don't worry, I'll catch up with
you out there before long.

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You certainly will, but if by any
chance your mentor fails you,

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reach out to me at once.

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(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
What do you think of America?

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How are you settling in?

129
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Are your dorms also leaking?

130
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Looking good in your American clothes.

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So, the food's good?

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Ahh, Ms. Xuan?

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How's the food?

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Why don't you taste it!

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How dare you wear that uniform!

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Your corrupt army is why my son is dead!

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- GENERAL: Ah!
- (COMMOTION)

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Bring back my husband! You dead dog!

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Bring back my son!

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Get us out of this shithole!

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You coward!

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(YELLING)

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(TENSE JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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(WIND BLOWING)

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GENERAL: Cap, my cap!

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You lied to us!

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(MOB SHOUTING)

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GENERAL: Get in! Get the fuck in there!

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Why on Earth are those women blaming me?

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- (FLIES BUZZING)
- CAPTAIN: Maybe they received some misinformation.

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What kind of misinformation?

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About, about you and the organization.

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How we lost through corruption
and incompetence.

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How the enemy's revenge was
fueled by cruelty and torture.

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00:11:18,225 --> 00:11:21,815
Who? Who is spreading these lies?

156
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You know how it is. Malcontents.

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The-The people for whom
nothing's ever good enough.

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Someone who knows me
very well is out to get me.

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(SIGHS) General, these
women are just angry...

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(CAPTAIN GAGGING)

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- because of the maggots.
- Then why attack me?

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Are you suggesting I am a maggot?

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(CAPTAIN GROANS)

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Then why else would
my people turn on me?

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Unless someone has
infiltrated our ranks.

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A saboteur, a sympathizer, a spy!

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- A spy?
- A germ that stowed away on our plane!

168
00:12:01,777 --> 00:12:05,150
But it was you who selected
the passengers,

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and so you who is
gonna recheck that list

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and report back to me
with everything you find.

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A full security check.
Leave no stone unturned.

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(MOB SHOUTING)

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CAPTAIN: When the General's
paranoia is sparked,

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the only way to keep safe

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is to keep out of striking distance.

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Fortunately, it wasn't long
before an answer came

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from that professor of mine
from my college days

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agreeing to sponsor me and Bon.

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Perfect, I thought.

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I'll go ahead and prepare a path

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and the General's paranoia
will naturally dissipate.

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Anyway, that's what
I believed, at the time.

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(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(LANA GRUNTS)

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00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:04,835
I don't know what to say, sir.

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To get out before you,
it's really, uh...

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Scouts are always needed.

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(BON SNORING LIGHTLY)

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(DISTANT CHANTING)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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Ah, what a blessing.

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Thank you for defying time and nature.

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How can it be, despite
the depredations of war,

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that you're still the winsome
lad I remember?

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So, presently,

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I will introduce you to my secretary,

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who will also be your boss.

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Let's see how Ms. Mori responds
to my daily greeting.

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Oh, konichiwa, Ms. Sofia
Mori-san. Ikaga desu ka?

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- (SOFTLY) Watch, watch.
- SOFIA MORI: This is America.

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00:14:01,203 --> 00:14:02,883
If you don't wanna speak English,

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go back to your own country.

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00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:09,065
But it's a privilege to have been
born a Japanese, Ms. Mori.

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00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:11,877
Please do learn a word of
your lovely language, for me.

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00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:14,565
- SOFIA: Mm.
- Dou itashimashite.

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00:14:14,566 --> 00:14:16,285
- (OFFICE PHONE RINGING)
- By the way, this is...

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Oriental Studies Department,
Chairman's office.

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00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:23,085
I think he's busy right now.
Can I take a message?

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- CAPTAIN: Wow. (CHUCKLES)
- Not bad, huh?

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Quite the transformation
from a decade ago.

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00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:37,795
Do you remember this bottle?

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00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:40,170
You gave it to me as a thank you

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when you returned home from Vietnam.

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After my mother died.

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Feel grateful to you for
the ticket, by the way.

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My pleasure.

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00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:58,403
Funny thing is, you have arrived
just in the nick of time.

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00:15:00,911 --> 00:15:03,868
Our foes are scheming to phase us out

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and fold the department
into Asian-American studies,

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God help us.

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00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,487
They say, they say we're
colonizers and imperialists.

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I mean, they object to
the very word "Oriental"

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which is derived from the
Latin "for the rising sun".

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Right? So, pray tell me,

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what is objectionable about the sunrise?

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00:15:23,019 --> 00:15:25,877
- I mean, you're Oriental.
- Well, half.

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00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:27,435
Well, exactly my point.

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The perfect symbiosis
of Oriental and Occidental.

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I'm not sure I see myself
that way. (CHUCKLES)

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I have an idea.

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And this will be good for you,

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- dare I say, therapeutic.
- Therapeutic?

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So, (CLEARS THROAT) on the left side,

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I want you to make a list
of all your Oriental qualities.

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00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:53,340
And then with the right
side, make a list that

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contradicts those qualities.

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Right? So, all your Occidental ones.

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Well, one can see the Oriental
side of you in your...

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your snug little nose,

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and yet the Occidental
side peeks through in those

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00:16:04,644 --> 00:16:06,437
lucid gray-green eyes.

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00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:10,451
Half-breeds are the future, my dear boy.

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00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:14,987
Oh, listen, I'm having a little
gathering tomorrow night,

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little soiree courting potential
donors to our program.

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I want you to come.

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- (CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)
- Let's see.

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00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:26,477
Oh. A few gently worn
garments for your perusal.

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Take them if you like.

250
00:16:29,502 --> 00:16:32,764
Sorry, I don't mean to be
practically streaking.

251
00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:43,053
Here's another little bag. And my...

252
00:16:43,856 --> 00:16:46,321
And by the way, here's
my tailor's address.

253
00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:49,216
If there's any alterations,
he's right there, sweet sir.

254
00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:52,354
Um, I didn't think you'd
read this sorta book.

255
00:16:53,259 --> 00:16:54,486
What sorta book?

256
00:16:55,445 --> 00:16:56,645
Racist rubbish.

257
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:01,863
- (LAUGHS)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

258
00:17:01,868 --> 00:17:03,349
A reporter is here...

259
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,472
- PROFESSOR HAMMER: A reporter?
- ... for an interview.

260
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:06,599
I have an interview?

261
00:17:07,614 --> 00:17:11,498
Did you feel the support and solidarity

262
00:17:11,499 --> 00:17:13,119
of American student activists?

263
00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,341
(SOFIA TYPING)

264
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:20,020
(CHUCKLES) Not so much.

265
00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:23,112
STUDENT REPORTER: We were
all marching. Ya know, we,

266
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:24,562
we were on your side.

267
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,960
Really? And which side was that?

268
00:17:27,912 --> 00:17:31,810
Uh... the side of the Vietnamese people.

269
00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:33,895
Oh. Which people?

270
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,430
The people in the North
or the people in the South?

271
00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:38,900
Well, all of them, I guess.

272
00:17:39,804 --> 00:17:42,070
Guess we all look
the same after all, right?

273
00:17:42,075 --> 00:17:46,279
I mean... I could be
Viet Cong for all ya know.

274
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:49,991
Undercover. How would you know?

275
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:54,462
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

276
00:17:56,971 --> 00:18:01,039
(LAUGHS) I'm not, of
course. I love America.

277
00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:03,304
(CHUCKLES)

278
00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:08,476
So, did you kill anyone?

279
00:18:09,811 --> 00:18:12,281
("I'VE GOT A HAPPY HEART"
BY SUSAN RAYE PLAYING)

280
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,771
? Just take a look around you ?

281
00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:19,790
? And you won't feel quite so sad ?

282
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:24,279
? I've got a happy heart,
I feel like I could... ?

283
00:18:24,284 --> 00:18:26,239
CAPTAIN: With my own hands?

284
00:18:26,244 --> 00:18:29,956
? I think if someone shot me
that I wouldn't... ?

285
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:33,685
No. No, I never killed
anyone. (CHUCKLES)

286
00:18:36,713 --> 00:18:39,903
STUDENT REPORTER: You were here
before as an exchange student.

287
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,786
How does it feel to come
back after 10 years?

288
00:18:44,604 --> 00:18:46,493
CAPTAIN: I'm in exile from my home.

289
00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:49,543
I feel like I've exchanged
hope for despair.

290
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:55,916
- (SOFIA TYPING)
- STUDENT REPORTER: Smile.

291
00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:01,909
Excuse me, ma'am. C-Could you
clear frame, just for a second?

292
00:19:02,714 --> 00:19:03,974
Change your frame, honey.

293
00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:08,198
CAPTAIN: "Ma ch�re tante,

294
00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:10,825
I have finally made it to Los Angeles,

295
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:13,328
where I now reside
in a quaint pied-�-terre

296
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,121
in the heart of the city.

297
00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:18,625
Not convenient to anything
in particular, but neat.

298
00:19:19,229 --> 00:19:22,086
I am still doing my best
to take care of Bon,

299
00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:23,864
but it's not easy.

300
00:19:24,469 --> 00:19:26,174
He barely speaks.

301
00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:29,010
I hesitate to use such
language when writing to you,

302
00:19:29,011 --> 00:19:31,133
but the motherfucker
won't even clean himself.

303
00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:34,963
I'm talking filth layered
on filth to the point where..."

304
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,340
An assignment from Professor Hammer.

305
00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:47,195
A list comparing my Oriental
and Occidental qualities.

306
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,397
Here. Let me give you an example.

307
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,025
The Occidental side of me is talkative.

308
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,053
Whereas the Oriental side is... What?

309
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:58,215
What do you think? Guess.

310
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,327
The Oriental side of me is... ?

311
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:14,989
Yeah, exactly.

312
00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:17,892
That's the correct answer.

313
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:22,564
("SLOP" BY CHARLES MINGUS
PLAYING AT EVENT)

314
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:25,446
(GUESTS CHATTERING)

315
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,502
? ?

316
00:20:51,014 --> 00:20:52,927
Are those chopsticks in your hair?

317
00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:55,494
- Fuck off. Deviled egg?
- (CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)

318
00:20:56,519 --> 00:20:59,647
("I'VE GOT A HAPPY HEART" PLAYS)

319
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:05,064
("SLOP" RESUMES PLAYING)

320
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:07,996
Well, Professor Hammer's parties
always start off with these.

321
00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,883
He likes to compare himself to an egg.

322
00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:13,243
What, white on the outside,
yellow on the inside?

323
00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:16,816
- (CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)
- "O Captain! My Captain!"

324
00:21:16,821 --> 00:21:19,293
You made it! Fabulous! You look spiffy.

325
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:22,957
Everyone, this is the young
prot�g� I was telling you about.

326
00:21:22,962 --> 00:21:25,492
His mother was Vietnamese;
his father was French.

327
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:29,185
Lovely combination, as you
can see, but complicated.

328
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:30,868
Isn't that right, dear boy?

329
00:21:32,204 --> 00:21:33,301
If only you knew.

330
00:21:34,204 --> 00:21:36,961
Well, I gave our young
Captain an assignment

331
00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:39,573
to list his Occidental
and Oriental traits,

332
00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:42,384
right, to see if he might
begin to untangle

333
00:21:42,389 --> 00:21:44,794
the complex knot of contradictions

334
00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:46,481
at the core of his psyche.

335
00:21:46,486 --> 00:21:48,716
Why don't you share
your discovery with us?

336
00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:52,344
Jeff, can we stop the music?

337
00:21:52,349 --> 00:21:55,823
- We, we... Yeah, we...
- (MUSIC STOPS)

338
00:21:55,828 --> 00:21:58,348
- (SILENCE)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)

339
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:01,635
(CAPTAIN CLEARS THROAT)

340
00:22:03,386 --> 00:22:04,629
Contradiction.

341
00:22:06,965 --> 00:22:11,255
The crux of the issue has always
been about the contradiction.

342
00:22:12,159 --> 00:22:15,677
The, uh, Occidental side
of me sees contradiction

343
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,721
as something to overcome,

344
00:22:18,726 --> 00:22:22,818
but the Oriental side
as something to endure.

345
00:22:23,523 --> 00:22:24,894
(GUESTS MURMUR)

346
00:22:25,697 --> 00:22:28,246
Hence, the Oriental side of me

347
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,261
is never afraid to accept contradiction

348
00:22:30,262 --> 00:22:33,608
when faced by an unexpected
turn of events and say...

349
00:22:35,118 --> 00:22:36,394
"I expected this".

350
00:22:37,453 --> 00:22:40,634
But the Occidental side says,
"What? Why did this happen?"

351
00:22:40,639 --> 00:22:42,537
and immediately begins to analyze.

352
00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,706
(QUIET LAUGHTER)

353
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,229
The Oriental me...

354
00:22:47,504 --> 00:22:48,784
feels...

355
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:52,714
- comfortable in a crowd...
- (MURMURS)

356
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:55,610
but the Occidental me is always
ready to take the stage.

357
00:22:57,015 --> 00:22:59,095
I think in two frames of mind:

358
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,314
"Either/or" to the Occidental me

359
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:05,184
and "both/and" to the Oriental me.

360
00:23:05,189 --> 00:23:09,235
So, accordingly, half of me
values independence

361
00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:13,224
while the other half
appreciates interdependence.

362
00:23:13,229 --> 00:23:14,319
(MURMURS)

363
00:23:14,324 --> 00:23:15,895
Also, the Oriental side of...

364
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:18,086
Alright, I-I think we
all get the picture.

365
00:23:18,091 --> 00:23:21,032
- That was great. Yeah, uh...
- (CAPTAIN CLEARS THROAT)

366
00:23:21,037 --> 00:23:24,292
Isn't he, isn't he great? Uh, Ms. Mori?

367
00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:28,291
I'm sorry, I'm so distracted
with your kimono.

368
00:23:28,296 --> 00:23:30,249
Do you mind? Come here. I'm sorry.

369
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:32,466
- It'll just take a sec.
- (GUESTS MURMURING)

370
00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:34,563
See, the traditional Japanese,

371
00:23:34,568 --> 00:23:36,674
the nape of the neck, unaji,

372
00:23:36,679 --> 00:23:39,376
is one of the most erotic
parts of the human body.

373
00:23:39,381 --> 00:23:41,095
Oh, and they loved exposing

374
00:23:41,096 --> 00:23:43,268
their erotic parts
to complete strangers.

375
00:23:43,269 --> 00:23:45,334
- (QUIET LAUGHTER)
- No, I-I'm just saying, you really should learn

376
00:23:45,335 --> 00:23:46,972
- more about your heritage, that's all.
- Professor,

377
00:23:46,973 --> 00:23:48,936
I am from Gardena.

378
00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:51,003
No one asked JFK if he spoke Gaelic

379
00:23:51,008 --> 00:23:52,683
and ate potatoes every night.

380
00:23:53,488 --> 00:23:54,817
(LAUGHTER)

381
00:23:54,822 --> 00:23:56,944
(GUESTS CHATTERING)

382
00:23:56,949 --> 00:24:01,616
("AT MIDNIGHT" BY PAUL LENART
and BILLY NOVICK PLAYING AT EVENT)

383
00:24:01,621 --> 00:24:03,331
(AMBIENT NATURE SOUNDS)

384
00:24:09,237 --> 00:24:12,261
CAPTAIN: He still acts like
a feudal lord. (CHUCKLES)

385
00:24:13,366 --> 00:24:16,136
I mean, this is the '70s!

386
00:24:17,787 --> 00:24:19,625
Was my unaji disappointing?

387
00:24:20,231 --> 00:24:22,935
Were you not peeping
at it rather eagerly?

388
00:24:25,603 --> 00:24:27,615
I couldn't stand up to him back there.

389
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:29,620
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.

390
00:24:30,724 --> 00:24:33,747
You play your part without a flaw.

391
00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:36,714
I mean your Fresh Off the Boat role.

392
00:24:36,715 --> 00:24:39,551
? ?

393
00:24:41,327 --> 00:24:42,707
You know you're very blunt?

394
00:24:43,371 --> 00:24:45,932
It's not very "Oriental" of you.

395
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:48,425
I'm an American.

396
00:24:50,128 --> 00:24:51,178
I see you.

397
00:24:51,879 --> 00:24:54,752
I see how you act around
our dear Professor,

398
00:24:54,757 --> 00:24:58,303
always smiling like the Good
Asian Student you used to be.

399
00:24:59,704 --> 00:25:01,243
I recognize the suit.

400
00:25:01,248 --> 00:25:02,332
? ?

401
00:25:04,684 --> 00:25:08,099
You wound me, Ms. Mori.
But I can take it.

402
00:25:08,104 --> 00:25:10,484
When faced by an unexpected
turn of events,

403
00:25:10,489 --> 00:25:11,561
I say,

404
00:25:11,566 --> 00:25:15,588
"Huh... I expected this".

405
00:25:19,949 --> 00:25:21,993
What are you concealing?

406
00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:27,305
Oh.

407
00:25:28,624 --> 00:25:29,709
Are you hungry?

408
00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:32,832
(CLEARS THROAT) No, thanks.

409
00:25:32,837 --> 00:25:33,917
SOFIA: Come on, try it.

410
00:25:34,270 --> 00:25:37,510
Uh, not a fan of cephalopods.

411
00:25:37,515 --> 00:25:39,963
- "Cephalopods"?!
- (CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)

412
00:25:40,869 --> 00:25:42,376
What is it with you?

413
00:25:43,181 --> 00:25:46,304
You don't like eggs,
you don't eat squid.

414
00:25:46,309 --> 00:25:47,638
SPEAKER: T�n ten.

415
00:25:47,639 --> 00:25:48,768
Didn't you get the memo?

416
00:25:48,769 --> 00:25:50,661
We Asians are supposed
to eat everything.

417
00:25:50,662 --> 00:25:52,740
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my.

418
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:57,850
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
A special treat from your father.

419
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:05,661
? ?

420
00:26:05,662 --> 00:26:09,387
I know I'm gonna regret
telling you this story.

421
00:26:09,388 --> 00:26:12,421
Oh, embrace your Occidental side:

422
00:26:13,127 --> 00:26:16,389
Confessing secrets is the most
exciting thing in the world.

423
00:26:17,390 --> 00:26:18,591
(CHUCKLES)

424
00:26:20,675 --> 00:26:24,800
So, my mother was making
squid as a special treat.

425
00:26:24,801 --> 00:26:27,057
It wasn't until she had
cleaned the innards,

426
00:26:27,058 --> 00:26:29,863
that she realized we
were out of fish sauce.

427
00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:31,974
So off she went to the market

428
00:26:31,979 --> 00:26:35,603
and I was left, negligently, all alone,

429
00:26:36,108 --> 00:26:38,990
just me... and the squid.

430
00:26:39,794 --> 00:26:41,859
SOFIA: You-You don't say?

431
00:26:41,864 --> 00:26:43,986
Oh, shit. Is that even possible?

432
00:26:43,991 --> 00:26:47,073
(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

433
00:26:47,078 --> 00:26:50,248
(YOUNG CAPTAIN PANTING, MOANING)

434
00:26:51,123 --> 00:26:53,125
? ?

435
00:26:56,936 --> 00:26:58,951
CAPTAIN: I marked my violated partner

436
00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:01,746
to keep myself from mistakenly
eating it when cooked.

437
00:27:02,551 --> 00:27:06,425
But even a 14-year-old boy should've
had the foresight to realize

438
00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:09,550
that if I didn't eat it,
someone else would.

439
00:27:11,322 --> 00:27:13,060
Which one should I go for?

440
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,617
- This one.
- Mom, no!

441
00:27:22,238 --> 00:27:23,359
(GAGS)

442
00:27:23,364 --> 00:27:24,744
("AT MIDNIGHT" CONTINUES)

443
00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:30,740
- I'm sure some people would find the story...
- Disgusting.

444
00:27:31,128 --> 00:27:32,785
You know what's disgusting?

445
00:27:32,790 --> 00:27:35,162
Is the massacre of three million people.

446
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,665
Torture is disgusting. But masturbation?

447
00:27:37,968 --> 00:27:40,800
Sure, I fucked a squid and I enjoyed it.

448
00:27:40,805 --> 00:27:42,169
I'm not ashamed.

449
00:27:42,174 --> 00:27:44,396
I believe the world
would be a better place

450
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:46,548
if we blushed at the word "murder"

451
00:27:46,553 --> 00:27:48,797
as much as we did at
the word "masturbation".

452
00:27:50,391 --> 00:27:52,393
? ?

453
00:27:55,296 --> 00:27:57,765
I want you to be completely
honest with me.

454
00:27:58,888 --> 00:28:03,429
Since then, how many squid
have you screwed?

455
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,182
(GROANS)

456
00:28:06,114 --> 00:28:10,755
(GASPS) Squid fucker!
Oh, he's a squid fucker.

457
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,492
You kinky little bastard. (LAUGHS)

458
00:28:13,497 --> 00:28:16,436
? No, I don't wanna love you ?

459
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,706
("ANTI LOVE SONG" BY
BETTY DAVIS PLAYING)

460
00:28:18,711 --> 00:28:22,448
- (MOANING)
- ? 'Cause I know how you are ?

461
00:28:24,467 --> 00:28:26,761
- (HEAVY BREATHING)
- (MOANING)

462
00:28:29,313 --> 00:28:32,758
? That's why I haven't called you ?

463
00:28:32,759 --> 00:28:35,200
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
Here I must interject.

464
00:28:35,201 --> 00:28:37,966
Exactly what kind of business
were you pursuing at this point?

465
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,677
Is it possible you were losing
sight of your mission?

466
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,134
Far from it.

467
00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:44,304
On the contrary,

468
00:28:44,309 --> 00:28:47,639
I was working very hard in my
first seven weeks in Los Angeles,

469
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,728
gathering information,
exploring inside and out,

470
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,565
and learning all I could...

471
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,122
(MOANING)

472
00:28:55,123 --> 00:28:58,583
about the strange and bountiful
land I found myself in.

473
00:28:58,584 --> 00:29:00,081
? ?

474
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:01,962
(HEAVY BREATHING)

475
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,363
I dare say...

476
00:29:04,364 --> 00:29:06,383
... never once did I forget
about my mission.

477
00:29:06,384 --> 00:29:10,257
- (GRUNTING)
- (SONG CONCLUDES)

478
00:29:10,262 --> 00:29:12,348
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

479
00:29:15,351 --> 00:29:17,937
(AMBIENT STREET NOISE)

480
00:29:18,687 --> 00:29:19,980
(SIGHS)

481
00:29:21,357 --> 00:29:23,401
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

482
00:29:32,535 --> 00:29:33,585
Lana!

483
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,637
Welcome to Los Angeles, Madame.

484
00:29:40,805 --> 00:29:41,931
Thank you.

485
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,936
CAPTAIN: General, welcome
to your new home.

486
00:29:47,341 --> 00:29:50,052
(GENERAL SNORING LIGHTLY)

487
00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:52,420
General?

488
00:29:56,783 --> 00:29:57,833
(MADAME SIGHS)

489
00:29:57,834 --> 00:29:59,602
Disgusting.

490
00:29:59,603 --> 00:30:02,810
(LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

491
00:30:02,815 --> 00:30:04,692
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

492
00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:18,305
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE) Over here, Major.

493
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:21,529
Why can none of you intelligence
officers find our house?

494
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,079
Ah, Madame!

495
00:30:23,514 --> 00:30:24,569
And Captain!

496
00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:26,492
Looks like I got the right place.

497
00:30:27,335 --> 00:30:29,445
I've come to pay my respect
to the General.

498
00:30:29,837 --> 00:30:30,887
The General?

499
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:34,428
Ah, the man who used to be the General?

500
00:30:34,429 --> 00:30:37,252
What does he know of cooking?
Or cleaning house?

501
00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:39,375
"The General" is out of commission.

502
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:42,169
Doing nothing but loafing
for the entire month

503
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,712
has left him depleted.

504
00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,097
Do come back some other time.

505
00:30:45,858 --> 00:30:47,526
(CRAPULENT MAJOR SNIFFING)

506
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:48,956
Durian!

507
00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:52,176
I've been looking all over!

508
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,854
A Chinese market, is it?
I should check out that place.

509
00:30:56,964 --> 00:30:59,974
My mother makes the most delicious
sticky rice with durian.

510
00:31:00,968 --> 00:31:02,018
How is your mother?

511
00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:04,638
Homesick, I'm afraid.

512
00:31:05,973 --> 00:31:07,057
Aren't we all.

513
00:31:10,644 --> 00:31:13,055
For you. A small taste of home.

514
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:15,703
Where did you get these?

515
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,568
Nobody sells them in this country.

516
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,350
Don't forget Ma'am,

517
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:21,990
that I was once an elite
agent of the Secret Police.

518
00:31:23,312 --> 00:31:26,106
(VEHICLE HONKS)

519
00:31:26,807 --> 00:31:28,016
GENERAL: Hey!

520
00:31:51,949 --> 00:31:54,610
- Done yet?
- CAPTAIN: Done what?

521
00:31:55,427 --> 00:31:58,822
What we talked about
at the camp. Goddamnit!

522
00:31:58,827 --> 00:32:01,417
Haven't I told you to close it
when you're smoking?

523
00:32:05,771 --> 00:32:08,003
I mean (QUIETLY) the spy.

524
00:32:09,108 --> 00:32:10,401
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

525
00:32:10,934 --> 00:32:12,144
Uh...

526
00:32:14,305 --> 00:32:16,824
I've been thinkin' about
it, General, and, uh...

527
00:32:18,434 --> 00:32:20,452
maybe there is no spy after all.

528
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:26,000
What are you talking about?
Of course, there is. Huh?

529
00:32:30,045 --> 00:32:31,639
But how can you be sure?

530
00:32:33,948 --> 00:32:36,990
Is there anybody back home
who could, mm, confirm this?

531
00:32:37,595 --> 00:32:40,639
(LIGHT, TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

532
00:32:47,529 --> 00:32:50,394
I was walking on the sidewalk

533
00:32:50,399 --> 00:32:52,280
and you know what fell in front of me?

534
00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:56,233
One of those toilet tank covers,

535
00:32:56,238 --> 00:33:02,573
a white ceramic thing,
a fucking heavy thing.

536
00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:05,615
And that thing fell all the
way from the fifth floor.

537
00:33:07,199 --> 00:33:08,249
Don't you get it?

538
00:33:10,385 --> 00:33:12,663
An assassination attempt.

539
00:33:17,593 --> 00:33:18,686
I'll look into it.

540
00:33:20,503 --> 00:33:22,732
Don't just "look into it".

541
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:26,347
Hunt the traitor down,

542
00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:28,362
deactivate the rebel activity.

543
00:33:32,441 --> 00:33:34,021
? ?

544
00:33:34,926 --> 00:33:40,933
Neutralize the threat.
Do I make myself clear?

545
00:33:41,992 --> 00:33:43,614
Yes, sir.

546
00:33:43,619 --> 00:33:44,865
? ?

547
00:33:44,870 --> 00:33:48,903
(QUIETLY) But I'm sure I can handle it.

548
00:33:48,908 --> 00:33:50,626
- SOFIA: What?
- Huh?

549
00:33:52,419 --> 00:33:55,334
You've been kinda distracted
these last few weeks.

550
00:33:55,339 --> 00:33:58,796
("CAPRICHO �RABE" BY FRANCISCO
T�RREGA PLAYING QUIETLY IN ROOM)

551
00:33:58,801 --> 00:34:01,261
(BABY CRYING IN THE DISTANCE)

552
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,574
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- You're cool.

553
00:34:05,575 --> 00:34:08,546
You're the coolest woman
in the whole world.

554
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,797
I know.

555
00:34:11,646 --> 00:34:15,187
- I have a confession.
- Oh, I like confessions.

556
00:34:15,192 --> 00:34:17,403
You know, you're a very good listener.

557
00:34:18,761 --> 00:34:21,484
The slight wrinkling of
the eyes when you smile.

558
00:34:21,489 --> 00:34:23,354
Oh, the encouraging nod.

559
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,739
You let people go on thinking

560
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:28,204
you're perfectly in agreement
with everything,

561
00:34:28,205 --> 00:34:30,224
all without saying a word yourself.

562
00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:32,746
(CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)

563
00:34:32,751 --> 00:34:35,416
- What's your mother like?
- Hm? My mother?

564
00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:36,505
Hm.

565
00:34:37,506 --> 00:34:38,791
My mother's gone.

566
00:34:39,975 --> 00:34:41,025
Sorry.

567
00:34:41,535 --> 00:34:44,550
She was from a small
village in the North,

568
00:34:44,555 --> 00:34:45,635
couldn't go to school.

569
00:34:46,439 --> 00:34:48,668
A very devout Catholic.

570
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:52,024
She could work miracles in the kitchen.

571
00:34:52,029 --> 00:34:53,079
(CHUCKLES)

572
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,690
- Especially with a squid.
- With a squid?

573
00:34:55,691 --> 00:34:57,217
(BOTH LAUGHING)

574
00:34:58,636 --> 00:35:00,529
A good teacher to her son.

575
00:35:00,530 --> 00:35:04,813
Doesn't sound like we have
a fucking thing in common.

576
00:35:04,814 --> 00:35:06,043
(CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)

577
00:35:06,601 --> 00:35:10,199
And yet they say, for a man
to be attracted to a woman,

578
00:35:10,204 --> 00:35:13,301
she must share at least one big
thing in common with his mom.

579
00:35:14,407 --> 00:35:17,344
- Maybe that's not true.
- Hm, maybe it is.

580
00:35:18,530 --> 00:35:21,629
Trinh, a girl I dated back in Saigon...

581
00:35:22,634 --> 00:35:25,224
she would pronounce her
vowels just like my mother.

582
00:35:25,697 --> 00:35:26,934
And Nicole...

583
00:35:27,739 --> 00:35:31,013
my girlfriend when I
studied in the States,

584
00:35:31,018 --> 00:35:35,264
she, uh, she had these long
fingers just like my mom.

585
00:35:37,057 --> 00:35:39,694
And you, you and my mother...

586
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,520
you share this...

587
00:35:46,325 --> 00:35:48,421
surreptitious sense of optimism,

588
00:35:48,426 --> 00:35:51,147
which is foolish and yet lavish.

589
00:35:55,484 --> 00:35:58,315
- Ms. Mori... I think...
- Sofia.

590
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,339
We've been fucking for a while now.

591
00:36:03,158 --> 00:36:04,251
Sofia...

592
00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:07,863
I think I'm falling in love with you.

593
00:36:08,764 --> 00:36:12,343
You sneak. You stole my confession.

594
00:36:14,645 --> 00:36:17,083
Listen, if we get involved...

595
00:36:17,088 --> 00:36:20,062
- Aren't we already involved?
- Emotionally involved...

596
00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,294
you and I are fucking.

597
00:36:23,345 --> 00:36:24,608
I'm 46 years old.

598
00:36:24,613 --> 00:36:26,893
I've done things my way my whole life.

599
00:36:26,898 --> 00:36:28,559
I am not about to change now.

600
00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:31,448
Fall in love at your peril

601
00:36:31,453 --> 00:36:34,490
'cause the only kind of love
I believe in is free love.

602
00:36:35,691 --> 00:36:38,227
In other words, this love...

603
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:40,913
is free.

604
00:36:43,674 --> 00:36:45,212
(CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)

605
00:36:45,217 --> 00:36:46,267
(KEYS JINGLING)

606
00:36:47,995 --> 00:36:49,496
Oh, hello there.

607
00:36:51,306 --> 00:36:54,304
Uh, this is Bon.

608
00:36:54,309 --> 00:36:55,722
Oh, blood brother.

609
00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:58,822
- (AMBIENT STREET NOISE)
- (OUTSIDE CHATTER)

610
00:37:00,774 --> 00:37:03,794
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CAPTAIN SIGHS)

611
00:37:09,284 --> 00:37:13,731
Thought you were grabbing
a drink with Hao?

612
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,280
- I didn't go.
- Why?

613
00:37:15,285 --> 00:37:16,605
Because the General...

614
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,231
What? The General, what?

615
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,286
He asked for help.

616
00:37:19,513 --> 00:37:21,165
He... what? From you?

617
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,362
For the store he's opening.

618
00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,868
He had you shopping?

619
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:26,544
For his store.

620
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:27,921
His liquor store!

621
00:37:29,553 --> 00:37:32,734
Oh, uh, so apparently, our General

622
00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:34,834
is opening a liquor store. (CHUCKLES)

623
00:37:35,851 --> 00:37:38,223
? ?

624
00:37:38,228 --> 00:37:39,313
(SIREN WAILING)

625
00:37:48,488 --> 00:37:51,241
? ?

626
00:37:57,004 --> 00:38:01,546
"Focus. Don't ever
underestimate the General.

627
00:38:01,951 --> 00:38:05,167
Remember how he swallowed
his contempt for your mixed race

628
00:38:05,172 --> 00:38:06,777
when he knew he could use you?

629
00:38:07,582 --> 00:38:10,130
He'll do whatever it
takes to get his way.

630
00:38:10,135 --> 00:38:13,259
You wrote him off, big mistake.

631
00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:16,845
We're tracking communications
with his contacts.

632
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,983
Be careful, my friend".

633
00:38:21,188 --> 00:38:23,407
Who could know me so well?

634
00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:27,407
You've never executed
someone in the street...

635
00:38:29,112 --> 00:38:32,811
- have you?
- No, I'm not saying I've done such a thing,

636
00:38:32,816 --> 00:38:36,103
but the nature of what we
were doing back in Saigon...

637
00:38:37,796 --> 00:38:39,576
How could you be so slow?

638
00:38:39,981 --> 00:38:42,996
Uh, it... it's written in English.

639
00:38:42,997 --> 00:38:45,186
It could just be some racist asshole.

640
00:38:45,187 --> 00:38:48,001
No, someone continues

641
00:38:48,006 --> 00:38:51,610
to deliberately undermine
me at every turn.

642
00:38:53,547 --> 00:38:55,036
It could just be the Armenian

643
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,792
from the liquor store at the corner.

644
00:38:57,398 --> 00:39:02,216
Oh, you're saying the Armenian
liquor store owner in L.A.

645
00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:05,269
conspired against me

646
00:39:05,274 --> 00:39:08,313
and had the women
at the camp in Arkansas

647
00:39:08,318 --> 00:39:09,519
throw a slipper at me?

648
00:39:10,536 --> 00:39:11,586
Uh...

649
00:39:11,591 --> 00:39:14,821
Today is your one chance
to reestablish my leadership

650
00:39:14,826 --> 00:39:16,844
as my Chief of Communications.

651
00:39:18,203 --> 00:39:19,253
I'm sorry?

652
00:39:22,024 --> 00:39:23,909
I just appointed you.

653
00:39:29,339 --> 00:39:32,426
(LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

654
00:39:38,206 --> 00:39:39,450
Get the gun!

655
00:39:47,482 --> 00:39:49,234
? ?

656
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,614
- (DOOR BELL RINGS)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

657
00:40:07,210 --> 00:40:08,582
(CAMERA CLICKING)

658
00:40:08,587 --> 00:40:10,122
Hey.

659
00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:17,007
(CAMERA CLICKS)

660
00:40:17,012 --> 00:40:19,097
? ?

661
00:40:26,897 --> 00:40:28,940
(DOOR BELL RINGS)

662
00:40:31,276 --> 00:40:32,326
(CAMERA CLICKS)

663
00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:38,278
How can they be so happy?

664
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,561
How can they be so cheery
about abandoning their homeland

665
00:40:42,566 --> 00:40:44,384
like cowards and coming here?

666
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,906
Once, they were soldiers!

667
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:48,180
Keep it down.

668
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,876
And why is that fucker so fat?

669
00:40:52,756 --> 00:40:57,380
("HAI C�NH PHUONG BUON" BY
TRUONG HAI PLAYING IN STORE)

670
00:40:57,385 --> 00:40:58,525
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

671
00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:04,332
He was always fat.

672
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:05,914
But not that fat.

673
00:41:05,919 --> 00:41:07,179
CRAPULENT MAJOR: Smile!

674
00:41:08,450 --> 00:41:09,993
Come on, man!

675
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,996
What're all these photos for?

676
00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:17,309
What's so great about this party
for a bunch of cowards?

677
00:41:17,751 --> 00:41:19,603
The General gave me an order.

678
00:41:20,325 --> 00:41:22,285
? ?

679
00:41:24,549 --> 00:41:25,926
Smile, you asshole!

680
00:41:27,582 --> 00:41:29,126
(CAMERA CLICKS)

681
00:41:29,131 --> 00:41:30,390
Come on, Bon...

682
00:41:30,391 --> 00:41:33,022
The General said this party's
going to be the bedrock

683
00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:35,613
upon which we build our
second homeland in America.

684
00:41:35,614 --> 00:41:39,961
JOURNALIST: There's no such
thing as a second homeland.

685
00:41:39,962 --> 00:41:42,852
A homeland is a homeland
because there's only one of them.

686
00:41:44,791 --> 00:41:48,390
My, my, it's Tran Thuyet Son.

687
00:41:48,391 --> 00:41:50,119
- (CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)
- Wow.

688
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,981
It's been a while since
someone's said my name

689
00:41:51,982 --> 00:41:54,046
with such a perfect accent.

690
00:41:54,047 --> 00:41:55,694
But I go by Sonny now.

691
00:41:55,695 --> 00:41:58,898
Oh! Like, Sonny Bono?

692
00:42:00,282 --> 00:42:02,195
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

693
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,697
Last time I saw you was when?

694
00:42:03,702 --> 00:42:06,292
That seminar for the
Vietnamese student council?

695
00:42:06,293 --> 00:42:09,890
- Where we had a difference of opinion...
- Where we had an argument

696
00:42:09,891 --> 00:42:11,199
about the Ho Chi Minh quote,

697
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,209
"Nothing is more precious

698
00:42:12,210 --> 00:42:13,711
than independence and freedom",

699
00:42:13,712 --> 00:42:16,284
and its application
vis-�-vis our nation.

700
00:42:16,285 --> 00:42:18,382
You know, I remember you
getting all worked up

701
00:42:18,383 --> 00:42:21,673
and screaming, "Nothing! Nothing!"
and tossing your textbook.

702
00:42:21,678 --> 00:42:22,888
(FAKE LAUGH)

703
00:42:23,346 --> 00:42:24,589
You broke the spine.

704
00:42:25,223 --> 00:42:26,636
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

705
00:42:26,641 --> 00:42:27,901
You know what? Back then,

706
00:42:28,403 --> 00:42:31,230
I thought of you as a
CIA scholarship student.

707
00:42:35,317 --> 00:42:38,403
(CHUCKLES) Very funny.

708
00:42:38,404 --> 00:42:40,196
So, what brings you here?

709
00:42:40,197 --> 00:42:43,207
Skipping the monsoon season
to enjoy some California sun?

710
00:42:44,534 --> 00:42:49,223
Yeah... I admit.
My side lost. Happy now?

711
00:42:49,224 --> 00:42:51,725
Well, I might not be exactly happy,

712
00:42:51,726 --> 00:42:54,150
but I think they'll have a shot
at independence and freedom

713
00:42:54,151 --> 00:42:55,920
now that America's finally pulled out.

714
00:42:55,921 --> 00:42:59,256
Well, then, how about you go back
to rebuild the country with them?

715
00:42:59,257 --> 00:43:02,255
(LAUGHS) That's right.
You're an American now.

716
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:03,507
No offense.

717
00:43:03,508 --> 00:43:06,863
I believe I have every right to have
opinions about my homeland.

718
00:43:06,864 --> 00:43:08,402
I'm as Vietnamese as you are.

719
00:43:08,407 --> 00:43:11,117
- Oh, what, because you kept your surname?
- Arguably...

720
00:43:11,886 --> 00:43:13,422
I'm more Vietnamese than you.

721
00:43:14,689 --> 00:43:17,979
You know, biologically... No offense.

722
00:43:17,984 --> 00:43:21,534
- ("HON TR�CH" BY TUAN HAI PLAYING IN STORE)
- (CAPTAIN CLEARS THROAT)

723
00:43:21,912 --> 00:43:23,432
So, what brings you here?

724
00:43:24,766 --> 00:43:26,051
Human-interest story.

725
00:43:29,287 --> 00:43:31,326
No story's too small.

726
00:43:31,331 --> 00:43:33,358
By the way, uh, the name.

727
00:43:35,359 --> 00:43:37,815
I get his patriotism, but in America,

728
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:40,627
"yellow" means nothing good, like urine.

729
00:43:40,632 --> 00:43:42,412
For an Asian shopkeeper, he's, uh,

730
00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:44,257
kind of shooting himself in the foot.

731
00:43:44,844 --> 00:43:46,954
Just don't bring that up
with the General.

732
00:43:48,189 --> 00:43:50,470
Well, I should get some quotes.

733
00:43:50,475 --> 00:43:51,525
? ?

734
00:43:56,764 --> 00:43:58,603
There's more where this came from.

735
00:43:58,608 --> 00:44:00,485
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

736
00:44:06,366 --> 00:44:08,321
(MUSIC STOPS)

737
00:44:08,326 --> 00:44:11,162
(CROWD MURMURING)

738
00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:16,332
I know there have been
moments of discouragement.

739
00:44:17,097 --> 00:44:18,165
How do I know?

740
00:44:18,807 --> 00:44:21,763
Because I have been there with you.

741
00:44:21,768 --> 00:44:26,073
You've all heard the gossip and
I'm not going to deny it.

742
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:32,295
Since arriving in this country...

743
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:39,603
I've been... how should I put it,
"Adrift"... from morning to night.

744
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:43,908
But finally my wife said something,
and it hit me hard.

745
00:44:45,292 --> 00:44:48,182
I opened the trash cans to throw
out my bottles of liquor,

746
00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:51,857
but then it struck me...
that would be a waste.

747
00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:57,102
And now you see the logical
consequence of that revelation.

748
00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:00,165
Throw away the habit...
but not the bottles.

749
00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:01,713
(LAUGHTER)

750
00:45:03,310 --> 00:45:05,228
So what did my wife say that day?

751
00:45:05,979 --> 00:45:07,222
She said...

752
00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:12,326
"Darling... remember who you are".

753
00:45:13,016 --> 00:45:14,809
- Hm?
- (APPLAUSE)

754
00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:16,649
Our army lost.

755
00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,565
(DOOR BELL RINGS)

756
00:45:21,816 --> 00:45:22,866
Mm-hmm.

757
00:45:25,444 --> 00:45:28,138
Any other rats want to jump ship?

758
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,636
This ship isn't sinking, Sir.

759
00:45:29,641 --> 00:45:30,691
(LAUGHTER)

760
00:45:34,674 --> 00:45:38,303
You've probably seen the
malicious scribbling

761
00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,364
on the wall of this establishment.

762
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,806
Once again the image from
this notorious photograph

763
00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:49,347
is being used against us,

764
00:45:50,398 --> 00:45:52,868
to make us look like butchers!

765
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:58,323
That is how America sees us.

766
00:45:59,491 --> 00:46:01,826
But we know it's a lie!

767
00:46:02,285 --> 00:46:07,215
We know the man being
shot was a murderer.

768
00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:11,169
And now one of our own...

769
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:17,692
Is using this image
to sell the same lie!

770
00:46:19,177 --> 00:46:20,617
Exterminate the cockroach!

771
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,775
Kill the viper!

772
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,656
Obliterate the vermin!

773
00:46:23,932 --> 00:46:24,982
Cut his throat!

774
00:46:25,433 --> 00:46:26,718
Slit the mole's throat!

775
00:46:26,723 --> 00:46:30,343
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CHANTING)

776
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:38,129
Slit the mole's throat!

777
00:46:41,187 --> 00:46:43,231
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

778
00:46:44,232 --> 00:46:46,234
(QUIET CHATTER)

779
00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:53,136
Who do you think it is?

780
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,230
Who what?

781
00:46:55,231 --> 00:46:57,356
Why do you think we're waiting here?!

782
00:46:57,357 --> 00:46:58,733
The spy, I mean the spy.

783
00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:00,702
I don't care.

784
00:47:01,136 --> 00:47:02,554
Obviously.

785
00:47:08,309 --> 00:47:10,920
But whoever it is,
he needs to be killed.

786
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,201
Thank you for your lengthy reply.

787
00:47:24,297 --> 00:47:25,352
(CAPTAIN SIGHS)

788
00:47:25,357 --> 00:47:27,734
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)

789
00:47:30,111 --> 00:47:31,362
(SIGHS)

790
00:47:32,113 --> 00:47:33,865
(DOOR OPENS)

791
00:47:46,628 --> 00:47:48,671
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

792
00:47:50,757 --> 00:47:53,963
- Well, here we are now, huh?
- (CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)

793
00:47:54,768 --> 00:47:57,783
No, I-I, uh, watched the
news of the last helicopter

794
00:47:57,784 --> 00:47:59,973
taking off from the U.S.
compound over and over...

795
00:47:59,974 --> 00:48:02,138
- Yeah.
- ... hoping to catch a glimpse of you.

796
00:48:02,143 --> 00:48:04,449
Well, I'm sorry I didn't
reach out to you.

797
00:48:04,450 --> 00:48:06,313
It's just, you know, the, the evacuation

798
00:48:06,314 --> 00:48:08,186
left me considerably fucked.

799
00:48:08,191 --> 00:48:09,643
I couldn't bring Y Vi.

800
00:48:10,385 --> 00:48:11,440
Oh.

801
00:48:11,445 --> 00:48:12,857
Dammit, her house was empty.

802
00:48:12,858 --> 00:48:14,196
I whizzed around the district

803
00:48:14,197 --> 00:48:15,202
on the General's Harley.

804
00:48:15,203 --> 00:48:16,882
I was lookin' for her, every street,

805
00:48:16,883 --> 00:48:20,499
every nook, cranny,
alley, uh... no avail.

806
00:48:21,704 --> 00:48:23,748
Last chopper was about to depart...

807
00:48:25,733 --> 00:48:28,323
(EMOTIONAL) I haven't cried
over a girl in 30 years.

808
00:48:29,028 --> 00:48:30,605
But, goddamn Y Vi.

809
00:48:36,678 --> 00:48:38,805
- Sorry to hear that.
- (CLAUDE SIGHS)

810
00:48:41,382 --> 00:48:44,389
So... it's been quite the shitshow

811
00:48:44,394 --> 00:48:46,057
with, you know, your colleagues

812
00:48:46,062 --> 00:48:47,681
flingin' dirt at each other.

813
00:48:50,858 --> 00:48:52,956
Only the spy says there's no spy.

814
00:48:53,861 --> 00:48:56,614
(CURIOUS, TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

815
00:48:58,741 --> 00:49:00,760
Look at this gift Claude gave me.

816
00:49:01,936 --> 00:49:03,688
... 44 Auto Mag.

817
00:49:05,415 --> 00:49:06,874
(GENERAL EXHALES)

818
00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:09,985
CLAUDE: Anybody object to
a little celebratory pop?

819
00:49:09,986 --> 00:49:11,857
- Looks like you could use it.
- Mm.

820
00:49:11,862 --> 00:49:14,740
(CLAUDE POURING DRINK)

821
00:49:18,094 --> 00:49:19,846
? ?

822
00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,434
It's Major Oanh.

823
00:49:25,968 --> 00:49:27,018
Oanh?

824
00:49:28,646 --> 00:49:29,696
A spy?

825
00:49:31,274 --> 00:49:33,730
Which one of the two
Oanhs? The "chopstick"?

826
00:49:33,735 --> 00:49:34,994
The "dumpling".

827
00:49:36,070 --> 00:49:37,442
The fat Oanh?

828
00:49:37,447 --> 00:49:38,497
Yes.

829
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:41,336
GENERAL: And where would
you get this idea?

830
00:49:46,088 --> 00:49:49,184
Well, you see, uh, he's involved
in some kind of business.

831
00:49:50,627 --> 00:49:51,961
What kinda business?

832
00:49:54,130 --> 00:49:57,492
Uh, I think it has somethin'
to do with, with candy.

833
00:49:59,302 --> 00:50:00,352
Candy?

834
00:50:05,099 --> 00:50:07,809
CAPTAIN: This means he's got
contacts back in Saigon.

835
00:50:07,810 --> 00:50:10,419
He confessed that he used his
background from the Secret Police

836
00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:11,685
in order to obtain them.

837
00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:15,305
Fat Oanh, receiving innocuous candies.

838
00:50:15,710 --> 00:50:17,791
Which no one would ever suspect.

839
00:50:18,196 --> 00:50:21,201
CLAUDE: Uh, his father's
people come from China.

840
00:50:21,206 --> 00:50:24,844
GENERAL: Which everybody knows
you can't trust that particular breed.

841
00:50:44,305 --> 00:50:45,832
(CRUNCHING)

842
00:50:48,101 --> 00:50:49,586
Doesn't taste like a message.

843
00:50:50,478 --> 00:50:53,026
But again, he's too fat to be a spy.

844
00:50:53,031 --> 00:50:54,331
Mm. Maybe, maybe.

845
00:50:55,224 --> 00:50:58,511
And there are plus sides to a
spy who looks disarming, so...

846
00:50:59,853 --> 00:51:02,927
Hard to say. I guess we
could check with Saigon.

847
00:51:02,932 --> 00:51:03,982
Oop.

848
00:51:03,983 --> 00:51:06,243
(CLAUDE CLEARS THROAT)

849
00:51:06,244 --> 00:51:09,038
? ?

850
00:51:14,277 --> 00:51:16,546
Believe it or not, your
name came up once.

851
00:51:18,439 --> 00:51:19,489
Really?

852
00:51:20,341 --> 00:51:23,923
- (LAUGHTER)
- That-That's funny, right?

853
00:51:23,928 --> 00:51:27,067
(CHUCKLING) It's very funny.

854
00:51:27,072 --> 00:51:28,122
GENERAL: Hm.

855
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,595
(CLAUDE WHISTLING)

856
00:51:35,155 --> 00:51:38,704
So, uh, by the way, how's Professor
Hammer treatin' you? Well?

857
00:51:38,709 --> 00:51:40,407
- Uh, sure.
- Great.

858
00:51:40,412 --> 00:51:42,158
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.

859
00:51:42,159 --> 00:51:44,089
Why didn't you get the General's family

860
00:51:44,090 --> 00:51:45,490
out of the refugee camp sooner?

861
00:51:45,491 --> 00:51:47,284
- (CLAUDE SIGHS)
- He was waiting by the phone.

862
00:51:47,285 --> 00:51:49,654
Yeah, I know. I don't know.

863
00:51:50,421 --> 00:51:52,499
Wanted him to be grateful to America.

864
00:51:57,378 --> 00:52:00,710
Sometimes, it's good to remind
people how much they owe you.

865
00:52:00,715 --> 00:52:04,130
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- Night, kid.

866
00:52:04,135 --> 00:52:05,670
(TIRES SCREECH)

867
00:52:13,603 --> 00:52:16,647
(KISSING, MOANING)

868
00:52:33,563 --> 00:52:36,588
(OFFICE PHONE RINGING)

869
00:52:36,589 --> 00:52:39,185
- CAPTAIN: Don't worry about it.
- SOFIA: Wait, wait, wait, wait.

870
00:52:39,186 --> 00:52:41,838
- CAPTAIN: Just ignore it. It'll be fine.
- SOFIA: No... (LAUGHS)

871
00:52:41,839 --> 00:52:45,004
I'm still on duty. Stop!

872
00:52:45,009 --> 00:52:46,059
Jeez.

873
00:52:48,579 --> 00:52:51,169
Oriental Studies Department,
Chairman's office.

874
00:52:52,233 --> 00:52:53,284
Yes, right.

875
00:52:55,253 --> 00:52:56,346
Yes. One second.

876
00:52:57,271 --> 00:52:59,168
He says he's your boss?

877
00:52:59,173 --> 00:53:01,201
- What?
- Thought I was.

878
00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:03,310
(CAPTAIN CHUCKLES)

879
00:53:06,113 --> 00:53:07,210
Hello?

880
00:53:07,715 --> 00:53:10,863
GENERAL (OVER PHONE): Remember
our Chinese friend, huh?

881
00:53:10,868 --> 00:53:12,448
The one with the sweet tooth?

882
00:53:12,853 --> 00:53:15,451
Well, I did a little probing,

883
00:53:15,456 --> 00:53:18,371
and it seems his relatives
back home are safe

884
00:53:18,376 --> 00:53:20,269
and doing rather well!

885
00:53:21,988 --> 00:53:25,786
Meanwhile, all of our relatives
have been imprisoned

886
00:53:25,791 --> 00:53:28,423
in the so-called "re-education" camps!

887
00:53:29,028 --> 00:53:30,404
We are starving and dying!

888
00:53:31,705 --> 00:53:33,970
- Do your job!
- (HANGS UP)

889
00:53:33,975 --> 00:53:36,043
(MYSTERIOUS JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

890
00:53:53,661 --> 00:53:56,831
? ?

891
00:54:02,628 --> 00:54:05,423
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

892
00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:08,407
Finish him, for fuck's sake.

893
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:11,448
You idiot, that's not how you stab!

894
00:54:13,276 --> 00:54:14,326
Faster!

895
00:54:15,027 --> 00:54:16,237
Die!

896
00:54:16,684 --> 00:54:18,144
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)

897
00:54:24,587 --> 00:54:25,658
Eat.

898
00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:26,718
I'm not hungry.

899
00:54:26,723 --> 00:54:27,843
You have to eat.

900
00:54:27,844 --> 00:54:29,140
I don't have to do anything.

901
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,002
If you don't eat, you'll get sick.

902
00:54:31,711 --> 00:54:33,955
Then I'll die. Move.

903
00:54:36,132 --> 00:54:37,932
When was the last time you showered?

904
00:54:38,551 --> 00:54:39,644
I don't recall.

905
00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:42,431
Has the General mentioned your smell?

906
00:54:42,655 --> 00:54:44,532
Never. Move.

907
00:54:45,975 --> 00:54:47,226
You stink like a rat.

908
00:54:47,227 --> 00:54:49,327
Maybe you should have
a little consideration

909
00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:51,068
for the person you're living with?

910
00:54:51,069 --> 00:54:54,416
Right, like you had when you came here
to bang that Japanese woman?

911
00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:56,407
Or Chinese or korean.
Or whatever she is.

912
00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:58,094
That's...

913
00:54:58,838 --> 00:55:00,515
That's a private matter!

914
00:55:01,724 --> 00:55:05,778
I put up with you doing that shit
in front of my wife and my boy.

915
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,598
... not here.

916
00:55:10,416 --> 00:55:11,834
We did it...

917
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:14,712
... in the bedroom!

918
00:55:16,911 --> 00:55:21,160
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)

919
00:55:21,165 --> 00:55:23,042
(HAMMERING)

920
00:55:33,219 --> 00:55:35,341
? ?

921
00:55:35,346 --> 00:55:36,396
(CRYING)

922
00:55:39,236 --> 00:55:40,286
Bon.

923
00:55:40,947 --> 00:55:42,031
Bon, we have to go.

924
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:44,851
We're leaving.

925
00:55:45,752 --> 00:55:47,587
Bon, listen...

926
00:55:48,150 --> 00:55:50,027
? ?

927
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:52,641
Listen.

928
00:55:53,651 --> 00:55:54,944
I need your help.

929
00:56:00,454 --> 00:56:01,622
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

930
00:56:02,243 --> 00:56:04,304
Major Oanh's a mole.

931
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,579
Says who?

932
00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:10,743
Says the General.

933
00:56:11,686 --> 00:56:13,646
Which Oanh? The dumpling?

934
00:56:16,387 --> 00:56:19,557
("DO I MOVE YOU?" BY
NINA SIMONE PLAYING)

935
00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:23,190
Should I kill the Major?

936
00:56:26,147 --> 00:56:28,715
- (SIREN WAILING)
- ? Do I groove you ?

937
00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:34,000
Now that... I can help you with.

938
00:56:37,074 --> 00:56:40,119
? Do I soothe you? ?

939
00:56:40,661 --> 00:56:42,496
? Tell the truth now ?

940
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:47,321
? Do I move you? ?

941
00:56:47,326 --> 00:56:50,658
? Are you loose now? ?

942
00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:55,459
? The answer better be yes, yes ?

943
00:57:00,681 --> 00:57:02,266
? That pleases me ?

944
00:57:03,934 --> 00:57:05,936
? ?

945
00:57:10,649 --> 00:57:12,443
? Are you ready ?

946
00:57:14,361 --> 00:57:15,646
? For this action? ?

947
00:57:19,575 --> 00:57:21,660
? Does it give you ?

948
00:57:22,953 --> 00:57:25,539
? Satisfaction? ?

949
00:57:30,044 --> 00:57:34,965
? Are you hip to what I'm sayin'? ?

950
00:57:36,759 --> 00:57:39,173
? If you are ?

951
00:57:39,178 --> 00:57:42,384
? Then let's start swayin' ?

952
00:57:42,389 --> 00:57:48,724
? The answer better be yes, yes ?

953
00:57:48,729 --> 00:57:52,937
? Great God almighty ?

954
00:57:52,942 --> 00:57:59,026
? That pleases me ?

955
00:57:59,031 --> 00:58:00,361
? Oh! ?

956
00:58:00,366 --> 00:58:01,492
(SONG CONCLUDES)

957
00:58:06,497 --> 00:58:08,541
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

958
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,042
? ?

959
00:59:41,675 --> 00:59:43,469
(MUSIC FADES OUT)

960
00:59:43,519 --> 00:59:48,069
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